Dear Abby article in the paper

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Dear Abby article in the paper

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I saw this in the paper today, and clipped it from the website. It reminded me of when I was little and I looked up a mannequin's dress to see where that suspicious looking rod was going...

BOY ACTING LIKE A 'DUMMY' EMBARRASSES HIS FRIEND

DEAR ABBY: I don't want to make my friend "Ryan" mad, but he does something that makes me feel weird. When we go to the mall to hang out, he always wants to go to the big stores. You know those dummies on display wearing clothes? Well, Ryan likes to feel them up! He thinks it's cool to go up to a female dummy and feel her breasts.
When he does it, he giggles. People stare and I have to leave. I told Ryan I don't like it. He says, "Whatever ..."

Ryan is my best friend. Is what he does natural for a 13-year-old? I like looking at real girls on the beach. He says that's boring, and he'd rather feel up the store dummies. What's up with that? What should I do? -- BILLY IN GALVESTON

DEAR BILLY: Your friend is very immature. He is both attracted to girls and afraid of rejection. That is why he is acting out with department store mannequins who cannot tell him, "Stop that, you fool. Get away from me!"
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hahahah I was reading this today at work and I was thinking maybe I should post this up on the board...looks you beat to it.
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But this kid is only thirteen, what's your excuse? HAHAHAHA! :lol:
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nah just kiddin'
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